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Thank you, Tropicana!

An entry by QponCutie on 08/26/2008

No more will I have to struggle with the laborious task that is pouring orange juice. Tropicana has finally graced us with the Easy-Pour bottle!!  Not a moment too soon, in my opinion, as I thought that each morning would be THE morning that I would finally be stricken with Carpel Tunnel, as I served OJ to my family.

Tropicana changed the spout from round with a screw lid, to oval with a snap cap.  The also changed the shape of the bottle.  So thank you, Tropicana, for saving parents across the globe from the incredibly taxing ritual that was our breakfast refreshment.

They even put out $1 off coupons to celebrate this crowning achievement!!!  Huzzah!!

Strange that they forgot to mention the fact that they took 7 ounces (nearly a full serving)  out of the bottle, along with all their amazing improvements to OJ pouring…must have been an oversight. right??

Right??  Bueller?

Surely you wouldn’t suggest that they tried to pull the wool over our eyes with these changes???

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One Response to “Thank you, Tropicana!”

  1. Beth Says:

    If my boyfriend shakes OJ all over the kitchen one more time, I’m going to strangle him, I swear. The snap cap is a flawed design — make sure you’re holding onto it when you shake.

    Of course, he shoulda learned that lesson the _first_ time.

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